Bill Bortolotti
Drums, major attitude

Heritage: I said, Bortolotti, what the f*** do you think?

Position: if I’m feeling romantic I’ll even recline the seat for you

Band position: resident lefty-bad-boy drummer

Diagnosis: ADSA (attention-deficit-smart-ass)

Pet Peeves: fat chicks in exercise pants, stupid questions, morals

Hobbies: pointing out fat chicks in exercise pants, qualifying stupid questions, looking for my morals

Marital status: she got the shut-up ring

Religion: Catholic because they are the only ones that’ll let me sin, confess, and start fresh every day

Children: sure, who else would you get to fetch things?

Movies: made a few

Places travelled: due to gag orders on the legal proceedings, I am not at liberty to say